mid morning at the fun factory and the phone rings
me "good morning bp Kings norton ? "
him "What ?"
me "good morning , how can i help you ? "
him " is that Asda ?"
me "no I'm sorry this is a bp "
him " a what ?"
me " a bp ..as in petrol station "
him "well I've looked in the yellow pages and it says Asda ?"
me "well Ive looked at the darn pole sign and it said Bp !
I didn't actually say that last part but i wanted to !
I think actually I'll phone him back now and tell him after closer
inspection I've found it is in fact an Asda and I've been coming to work
for 2 years in the wrong damn uniform
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