"good afternoon is there any fuel with that sir?"
"WHAT?"
"Fuel?Have you had any today?"
"oh yes yes its ....umm...."
several minutes pass
"Which colour would your car be sir?"
"WHAT?"
"which.....colour.......is ........your.....car?"
"its the blue one"
"ahh ok...the blue renault,citreon or ford fiesta sir?
"yes"
by now the queue is back to the m42 and several customers have pitched
tents
"yes...okkkkk.....how much did you put in ?"
"its a blue one"
"rrigghttt...but exactly which...pause to allow ear smoke to
dissipate.....of the 3 blue cars would it be precisely
"ohh its the fiesta son"
"thank you sir...do you have a nectar card?"
"WHAT?"
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