Advice To Bed

Knowing several of you are veterans of long term relationships( Brendan has medals!) I would like to pass on some advice given to me a while back by a former colleague. Now, I don't normally take advice in affairs of the bedroom from octogenarian forecourt cleaners but when he sidled up to me and said, "when you need some excitement back in a relationship,I have only 2 words for you..Uniform and Toys!" I felt it only right to give it a try. Well, imagine my other half's surprise that evening when she threw back the bedclothes to find me in full wild bean uniform clutching a pile of Lego.