Beating The BOGOF

I have my home e-mail set to collect and automatically delete ‘spam’ This it does with a reasonable degree of efficiency, however, some do still manage to infiltrate my inbox and it is these that are causing me consternation. These are, I assure you,geniune e-mail offers!!

Take these recent examples,

‘An invitation to try 10 Viagra at only $69.99’ which is, apparently, the cheapest in town!!

'Save 80% @ USA Pharmacy, Erectile Disfunction, Male Enhancement and Muscle Relaxant

I have no need, I assure you , of the first 2 and no idea whatsoever what a muscle relaxant is or would entail? What muscle would I be needing relaxed and why? I have one that springs to mind I suppose but that relaxes naturally of its own accord, unless of course one has partaken a little TOO enthusiastically of offer number 1, the discount viagra!

'Make her desire you' ….

I’m only 3 e mails in and by now I’m getting worried by the recurring theme here! I’m almost intrigued enough to read this one to find out what wonderous item they will sell me, at a ludicrous price no doubt, that could possibly make me any more alluring to the opposite sex than I already am? At least in the comforting realm of my own head . Delusion has a lot going for it believe me, I’m literally never disappointed.

'YOU are invited to join an upsized dude community'

I may well have tortured dreams tonight about being forever trapped in a community of upsized dudes! I have no idea what upsizing dudehood entails but I sure as hell don’t want to be set adrift in a community full of them.

I’m assuming, based on the title, that there may well be a distinct lack of females (upsized or otherwise) in said community and therefore want no part of it whatsoever ! Maybe the upsized dude community is made up of respondents to e-mail no2 ?