In order that our more...shall we say..simple customers aren't caught out, M&S kindly help them in little significant ways. Take for example the Cakes we sell, these include a helpful serving suggestion which is a picture of said cake sliced and presented on a plate! Revolutionary.
This would assist those more elderly customers who may have been opening the cake and banging it straight in the deep fat fryer.
Usually things like this come around for HSSE reasons, maybe at some point in the past Accident and Emergency units were filled with the very same elderly folk wearing permanent rictus grins on account of trying to eat the full cake in one bite, subsequently giving themselves lock jaw.
“ello, ustomer are? I ot ock yaw ....OCK YAW? Es, ats what I aid, yaw .....”
One can only imagine their sad plight as they try to give their personal
details with a mouth stuffed full of whole Victoria Sponge,
Name ? “MFFFFLLLLFLUUUFFF!”
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