Jargon Buster

Andy - The man behind the funny, also Store Manager
Me - Doing his dirty work
BP - British Petroleum
CSA - Customer (S - Dont Know) (A - Not too sure)
Solihull - A place
HHT - ( Something ) ( Something ) Terminal
BP M&S - Sells food, fuel, booze, no clothes, definitely no ponies
Undertaker - Andy's Neighbour
Ennit - Brummie Slang for Isn't It ( I think )

Anything Else - Go back to school!

Naked Mile

Having agreed (reluctantly) to 3 obligatory random staff searches each week i now find ,what with me being a busy man ,that i don't have the time for their completion .

To workaround (new word instigated by gss people !) this problem ,I have decided we will hold one completely naked monthly meeting whereby all staff will arrive on site in the buff , spend 10 minutes chatting amiably about relevant site issues (such as how we all love gss for example ),meanwhile I and my dsm (also both completely starkers ) will conduct brief visual checks for company stock and equipment using only a see through clipboard and pen .In one fell swoop all searches are complete for the month .I can see these catching on !

On the subject of gss , all exel deliveries for the next few days will be later than normal as they will first have to collect your ordered stock from the Kings Norton depot ! I'm not saying we have had a lot of templates but the walls actually bulge externally , kings norton looks like it has eaten too much cake ...

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