'Hello Bp Solihull'
Long pause followed by “oh, is that m&s? ”
“its a bp m&s”
“what?”
“a bp m&s, we're a bp AND an m&s simply food”
“ohh” long pause. ...”could I check some trousers.....”
“Sorry we don't sell trousers”
“oh, when did you stop selling trousers?”
“We've never actually sold trousers”
long pause “but I always buy my trousers from m&s?”
“yes, we only do the food aspect of m&s”
An exasperated sigh is followed by, “I specifically asked if you were an m&s and you said yes!”
Before I could defend myself he hung up!
30 seconds later the phone rings again
“hello bp Solihull”
The same voice asks, “ is that m&s?”
“no sorry this is a laundrette”
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