With the hole now plugged I, and my fellow territory hsse champions, may
withdraw our offer of a safety huddle.....'spillages safety alert
no33'.... I am still willing however to fly to the gulf coast for bird
sponging duties. I'm good with birds and have my own drum of citra clean
ready, I could get through a fair few seagulls and....ummm... sea
pigeons in no time at all.(Someone might have to point out the ones that
are supposed to be black to prevent unfortunate over scrubbing)
I'm also very friendly with many Americans....in spite of my bp
connections, they still talk to me.... and would be able to spread the
bp message, "whats wrong little people, whats your problem,? Its a big
bloody ocean isn't it?, lets get this nonsense sorted pronto I need a
day off to go sailing.....not in this ocean i might add!"
Obviously my services would cost money and, with compensation costs
rising daily, I have a second, cheaper,solution. Boy scouts, girl
guides, brownies and cubs! Schools out for 6 weeks and they must have
had their fill of jumble sales and helping old ladies, how about an
American adventure instead?! Seaside camping, wildlife and free oil for
their lamps! Brilliant. Convince them there's a badge in it as well and
we wouldn't have to fork out a penny.
After all this becomes old news and things settle down I'd imagine bp
will be in need of a new leader. A statesman like figure, gifted orator
and all round good egg would steady the ship and I have to say I have
been preparing my CV. I appreciate store manager to executive director
would be a giant leap but why not? I'm a skilled SOC conversationalist
and long term bp apologist...."look I'm sorry about your pay rise, the
uniform, cost of petrol etc etc"
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