Shades of conference grey.

Anal Fisting. Its not a subject that gets spoken of very often but we did...on the way to a certain retail conference,mssrs Wheeldon, Ellis and myself.

Don't get me wrong we were not discussing the pros and cons of said sexual activity but, rather the fact that it features strongly in Fifty Shades of Grey. The mommy porn trilogy now available everybloodywhere.

(Incidentally, I wonder if 'mommy porn' will now become a genre at bookstores perhaps even an entire section of the library? Our librarian is a very staid lady, probably perfect fodder for mommy porn actually.....I'm now picturing her being spanked, oh sweet Jesus)

Anyway it was young Liam  who proffered the information, he hasn't read the book but was reliably informed by someone who has. We, it has to be said, were somewhat abashed by the conversational bombshell and a little mind boggled that soooo many women have subscribed to it....the book that is, I have no inside data on the anal fisting figures.

Of course as mature sensible adults we got great mileage out of this titbit of info and discussed it at length. We determined that, clearly we are not the only perverts around here! Umm, by that I mean the male of the species and not Liam, Barry or I.

It does now tend to colour ones view of woman kind, you see them now and wonder what's going through their mind, are they mentally stripping naked before tying me to the bedstead, probably not its fair to say but you see our thought process.
On another note I'm actually  looking at my own fist here and now and its bloody sizable, I can see no occasion at all when it should be inserted into something as small and delicate as...welll, as an arse quite frankly.

And, as they bored us stupid at the conference I thought of it a lot. I don't think any of the women I've known would be partakers of the activity no matter how many of the book series they'd read. Not that I would be offering...oh God I wish I hadn't gone down this strand.......
As yer man up on stage went about his topic.....I remember a conundrum of when to switch from pastels to shades!.... I was thinking about anal fisting. When they delivered us their own  sandwiches as lunch, I was definitely thinking of anal fisting and, when they then herded us out of the main room into a glorified mini conferenece of our own, well you KNOW what I was thinking.