Jargon Buster

Andy - The man behind the funny, also Store Manager
Me - Doing his dirty work
BP - British Petroleum
CSA - Customer (S - Dont Know) (A - Not too sure)
Solihull - A place
HHT - ( Something ) ( Something ) Terminal
BP M&S - Sells food, fuel, booze, no clothes, definitely no ponies
Undertaker - Andy's Neighbour
Ennit - Brummie Slang for Isn't It ( I think )

Anything Else - Go back to school!

A Bit On The Side

Bearing in mind our meat theft problem and the likelihood druggie's sell it down the local pub, I realised we were missing a sales op! With this in mind I kitted out our best upselling cashier as the artful dodger......(costume shop being a let down for more modern thieves)

....and sent him off down the pub with 5 steaks and a script. '12 quid a steak guv its a bargain and no mistake' I thought of adding a crack pipe as a prop but unfortunately bunzl (our office and store sundries supplier)were out of stock and therefore (as usual) sent 6 boxes of brown sugar instead.

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