Jargon Buster

Andy - The man behind the funny, also Store Manager
Me - Doing his dirty work
BP - British Petroleum
CSA - Customer (S - Dont Know) (A - Not too sure)
Solihull - A place
HHT - ( Something ) ( Something ) Terminal
BP M&S - Sells food, fuel, booze, no clothes, definitely no ponies
Undertaker - Andy's Neighbour
Ennit - Brummie Slang for Isn't It ( I think )

Anything Else - Go back to school!

Success In Disguise

Increasingly accosted by customers whenever I ventured into the shop I pondered a solution ,My dilemna being that on the one hand I must frequent the shop on occasion to fulfil my role as one of bp’s finest. There is stock to be filled ,counted and ordered ,there are lists to be checked and ticked .Many varied tasks which I must complete . The flip side of this is ,as stated ,the tendency to be harassed by customers with inane questions and queries ..…old people in particular must queue outside waiting for my arrival…..I am a busy man invariably on a mission ,I have not the time to escort people 2 feet to the milk. I can certainly suggest on a price request that the customer look at the price label but what is the point? It would not be proper of me to reply, “you mean other than the ones you just walked past?” when enquired if we sell newspapers ……this is all time consuming and uncomfortable.

Anyway as a result of my pondering (which I undertook in my own free time of course ,pondering not being written into the labour module) I hit upon the idea of wearing disguise ..and it works!

Now when I am stocking the ice cream freezer dressed as a traffic warden no one accosts me! Its great I can wander around unchallenged.

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