Jargon Buster

Andy - The man behind the funny, also Store Manager
Me - Doing his dirty work
BP - British Petroleum
CSA - Customer (S - Dont Know) (A - Not too sure)
Solihull - A place
HHT - ( Something ) ( Something ) Terminal
BP M&S - Sells food, fuel, booze, no clothes, definitely no ponies
Undertaker - Andy's Neighbour
Ennit - Brummie Slang for Isn't It ( I think )

Anything Else - Go back to school!

Slammers And Bammers

I understand that old people struggle with chiop and pin really I do, i'm a patient man without access to a shotgun, HOWEVER, what I cant bring myself to understand are the slammers. The people who come upto the counter and have to launch the card into the machine the very instant they are within range. WHOOOMP they go slamming it into th epoor unsuspecting chip and pin device as if they have a personal grievance with it. “ TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE S**T”

It doesn't even matter how many times they are corrected in their slamming you can guarantee the very next time they'll be physically abusing the unit yet again. I can only imagine its all very, wham bam thank you maam around their house but its not as if the slammers are exclusively male there are some seriously demented pin users out there that are decidedly female....there again maybe they'be been on the receiving end of 'wham bam' tactics for years and this is REVENGE.

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