M&S chillers have big 'black ' bumpers at the front, you might
reasonably ask why as they don't actually go anywhere but if you had
seen our demons on wheels aka old people in electric buggies, then
perhaps you would understand.
These alledgedly black bumpers have always been more of a charcoal grey
as nothing used to clean them ever does, until that is a bright spark
manager in Scotland thought of baby oil! This is obviously great that
we finally have something which returns our bumpers to pristine
blackness but, I have to wonder, what kind of mind thinks of baby oil in
a retail situation? “Faded bumpers? H'mm yes, it has to be baby oil.”
I can only assume said Scottish manager is experienced in oiling and I
mean of course the oiling of babies .......and bumpers
obviously......... My only perplexity now is how to word the note to the
night guy .....'I want you to buy some baby oil' ........That could lead
to some confusion so I'm glad I'm not the one locked in alone with him!
I imagine too that audit will want the cleaning pay out explained? “
personal use?” .... No no Leslie, I'm far too busy today maybe next
time.....
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